The Postmodernist

I live a postmodernist lifestyle

I am a postmodernist

I follow postmodernist principles

I’ve got a postmodernist list





Of all a postmodernist adheres to

And all a postmodernist rejects

To ensure from postmodernist values

A postmodernist never deflects





I live a postmodernist lifestyle

I’m in my postmodernist prime

An example of postmodernist living

A postmodernist paradigm





With a small postmodernist confession

To a large postmodernist crime

To be a postmodernist poet

A postmodernist should eschew rhyme





So my postmodernist lifestyle is over

I’ll delete my postmodernist list

And start a postmodernist movement

I’ll call post postmodernist