Garnished fruit glazed to a shine
The lunchtime chat is asinine
Rudimentary its content
Words concurred will ferment
To their meaning used cliché
Welcome to a middle class day
Lined lawns of corporate cars
Envied silicon cupped in bras
Botoxed lines they perform
To their class they conform
Their one opinion is the way
Welcome to a middle class day
Box-set watched on widescreen
The chitter chatter middle class scene
Of little pilled all life crisis
The middle class live like this
In middle road amid belief
The middle class confirmed motif
To middle class never stray
Welcome to my middle class day