The Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb

She kept it as a pet

So on the day the lamb was ill

She took it to the vet





Who told the distraught Mary

About an ill lamb cure

That although somewhat expensive

Would recovery ensure





But Mary said she lacked the cash

To ensure recovery

So to help the unwell little lamb

And allay its misery





She did the only thing she could

To pained pet pacify

And helped her sick little pet

Into a shepherd’s pie