Superheroes

She’s going to go to collage

To learn how to superhero

So she can thwart alien invaders who

Our earth want to overthrow





He’s going to go to collage

To learn how to superhero

So he can leap tall buildings

(When he overcomes his vertigo)





And when they get to collage                                                                      

They’ll learn how their alter ego

Mild mannered in thick rimmed glasses

Can mingle incognito





Until a threat is detected

Then the student heroes

Will phone-booth transform into action

And vanquish our earths superfoes





They’re going to go to collage

To learn how to superhero

They’ll both be disappointed

Heroics they’ll have to forgo





As the earths only threat are its people

We will see our earth destroyed

From indifference they cannot save us

The superheroes will be unemployed

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Mother Nature

Mother Nature was a celebrity

With her own live TV show

She showed us when we should plant our plants

And when we should seed sow

And when to do all the gardeny things

Only Mother Nature could know





Mother Nature was a celebrity

With a bestselling gardening guide

About how to organically garden

With an absence of pesticide   

And how to care for the greenhouse grown

And those best grown outside





Mother Nature was a celebrity

Until they cancelled her TV show

They said she may grasp nature but

Humanity she didn’t know

People had stopped watching

They’d thrown away her guide

How dare she say on live TV

That humans are herbicide