Mary had a little lamb
She kept it as a pet
So on the day the lamb was ill
She took it to the vet
Who told the distraught Mary
About an ill lamb cure
That although somewhat expensive
Would recovery ensure
But Mary said she lacked the cash
To ensure recovery
So to help the unwell little lamb
And allay its misery
She did the only thing she could
To pained pet pacify
And helped her sick little pet
Into a shepherdβs pie
Whoa !!! Ha love it !!
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Thank you, fortunately it is not a true story ππ
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The PC brigade would have you on the chopping block for this π€π€£
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That’s why I don’t use my real name π
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Made me laugh. Thatβs so terrible. Haha!
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