Sorry, said the dentist
I’d like to help, of course
But I cannot look inside your mouth
As you are a gift horse
Sorry, said the dentist
I’d like to help, of course
But I cannot look inside your mouth
As you are a gift horse
I hope you won’t mind
If it does or doesn’t rhyme
I’m not a poet (I know it 😀)
I just want to write some words for you
I will
One day
When google translate has
Poem
As a language
It cannot make a cup of tea
Paint the ceiling
Cat de-flea
Predict the weather
Iron the dog
Throw a fire
On the log
TV magnetic
Flux degauss
Brick by brick
Help me move house
It’s nothing more than just a desk
Mundane and dull
Un-Kafkaesque
Or so I thought
When I joined the queue
I’m still there
I want to get away from it all
Have a relaxing holiday
Pass a port with my passport
Find somewhere warm to stay
Somewhere with a sandy beech
A warm inviting sea
Somewhere I can sun myself
Absorb vitamin D
I want to get away from it all
From it all wants away from me
I got a postcard from it all
It’s on holiday by the sea
I’m having a lovely time, it wrote
I don’t wish that you were here
I’m sorry but it has to be said
As you made it perfectly clear
You want to get away from me
So I got away from you
I’m never ever coming back
This is a permanent adieu
How rude, I thought, but it had a point
I couldn’t disagree
I just wish I could join my got away
And get away from me
Because it is flawed
Rhyme is outlawed
They said
Without a hint of irony
Because last week
Irony was banned