Mother Nature was a celebrity
With her own live TV show
She showed us when we should plant our plants
And when we should seed sow
And when to do all the gardeny things
Only Mother Nature could know
Mother Nature was a celebrity
With a bestselling gardening guide
About how to organically garden
With an absence of pesticide
And how to care for the greenhouse grown
And those best grown outside
Mother Nature was a celebrity
Until they cancelled her TV show
They said she may grasp nature but
Humanity she didn’t know
People had stopped watching
They’d thrown away her guide
How dare she say on live TV
That humans are herbicide