The Grand Sporting Occasion

They introduced

A new event

They called it

The leap of faith

They had the rules

And the umpires had new whistles

And flags





On the day of the event

Sunny and not too hot

The people arrived

Metal was detected

Explained

Tickets scanned

And the stadium

Built for the event

Was people filled

To capacity





The senior umpire

PA practiced and professional  

Thanked everyone

For arriving on time

And declared the event

Over

Flags were rolled up

Un whistled whistles

Placed in a box

And the people going in

Heard those going out

Say the event

Was a great success

And how from now on they would

Well

They just would

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