Not a single superhero
Has a superdeed to do
Or evil villain plan to thwart
Or offworld threat subdue
As we’ve made them all redundant
Their use-by dates expired
And even when their help could help
Their help is not required
As the damage is extensive
When they super intervene
Do their superdeeding
And then superleave the scene
So we made them all redundant
They’ve got to change their ways
As hero’s they’re not grata
And non gratas how it stays
Until our superhero’s can
Superreassure
That any deed caused damage
The repair they can pay for
But as all superhero’s
Supervolunteer
Their bank accounts are empty
It’s a poorly paid career
So for those in need of rescue
In need they’ll superstay
Until our superheros
Have no superbills to pay
Jules Bike Poems 